The Sky is Falling!

I heard on the news last night that a spy satellite, the size of a bus, has malfunctioned and is falling to the earth.

The military plans on shooting it out of the sky with a missile before it enters the atmosphere. They are going to try to hit the fuel tank. They are concerned about the toxic fuel returning to earth. They say pieces will fall to the earth and could kill people.

Note: they have not said what part of the earth will receive this great fallout. I bet they won't be in the vicinity.

So a word of advice to all. Watch the sky, Chicken Little, because the sky really is falling.